We braved inclement weather in DC again to do the things that tourists do. Today that meant touring the White House. The first-family was in Hawaii, so that meant rolling back the carpets and creating NSF files for 400 tourists an hour. Emily sprinted through the tour, bored to death, pouting the whole way. Let’s not forget that she was scolded by Secret Service for sitting on an antique chair. Then she posed for nearly 20 selfies on the exit to the east lawn, smiling as if it was the highlight of her trip.