Here’s the gag:

You: “Hey, you’ve got updoc on your face.”

Them: “What’s updoc?”

You in your best Bugs Bunny voice: “Nyaaa, not much. Want a carrot?”

We’ve all heard that one before, and we’ve all told our best friends that we once knew a guy who had snew in his blood. Go on, say it… “What’s snew?”

“Not much, what’s snew with you?”

But tonight while driving, Emily and I came up with a few of our own. Feel free to use them on your unsuspecting subjects. By the way, you can generally only use one of these on any one person, so the challenge becomes delivering as many of them as you can successfully.

“This morning I had a bowl of supwichew for breakfast.” (By the way most of these tend to work better when the word starts with the letter “S.”)

“I’m kind of dizzy. I feel like I overdosed on smatta.” (Hint: Answer this one with, “I thought I just told you.” And then continue with…)

“I should have taken sappnin instead.”

“You know what I haven’t had in a long time? A good batch of skoe non.”

And finally one of my favorites: “I’ve got something terrible to tell you. My brother just got admitted to the hospital. He has suhgud-nuze.”

We came up with all of these in about a 15-minute drive. Now let’s see if you can come up with some of your own and share them here.