Filed under things we don’t want to forget that Emily said is this little gem…Daddy: “How was school today, Emily?” Emily: “Good. We made babies in science class today.”

And…here are a couple of gems that I found recently…

After waking up from anesthesia from oral surgery in August of 2011: “I think like a normal person, but when I talk it comes out weird…I know x+y=z in math, so I’m smart, but there’s blood in my mouth.” And then she sobs uncontrollably.

Moments later: “I want to see if gravity is back.” Looks out car door, then, “Yep, it looks normal again.”

And finally, “I’m not going to talk about unicorns because even though they have pretty colors on the rings of their horns, they’re actually mean because they’re really rhinos in disguise.”