“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

'I'm not beautiful, I'm pretty!' (Angrily at age 2 and a half. After getting into his sister's toy makeup case and being called beautiful...)