I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

"That's the store that we need to go to and open the door and put our money in." (At age 3. While driving by the new Toys 'R' Us.)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''