'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)