“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.