When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

'I'm not beautiful, I'm pretty!' (Angrily at age 2 and a half. After getting into his sister's toy makeup case and being called beautiful...)

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.