'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)