“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'