'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.