“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)