'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)