“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)