'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'Daddy, there's Victor, only he has more white hairs now.' (about our neighbor 3 doors down who is a regular reader of McClelland Family.com)

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'